'life', by me

Okay, ignoring the fact that my last post about TVD mentioned that I didn’t care about it anymore…

WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY, HAS THE TVD FANDOM BEEN RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT WHICH ITALIAN CORPSE ELENA WILL CHOOSE/HAS CHOSEN, OR CAROLINE’S HEARTACHE RE: DEAD HYBRID..

… WHEN. ELIJAH. HAS. RETURNED.

??????????

You realise you just don’t care about TVD anymore.

Like, at all.

Awesome job, writers. Ripping good season.

I need some Rumpelbelle action.

Where is the Rumpelbelle action?

DO NOT FINISH THE SEASON WITHOUT AT LEAST SHOWING US THAT HE FINDS OUT SHE’S ALIVE. I NEED TO SEE THE EMOTION SO I CAN LOVE HIM MORE.

I HAVE TO SEE IT.

I REALLY DO.

I really can’t tell is Grandma Blake is still under Charles’ spell or not. She acts weird and looks weird, but then occasionally she seems normal?

Ugh. I’m too busy trying to follow the constant relationship drama in this show. I can’t deal with wondering if Jane is okay, too.

Finally, a parent that actually looks old enough to have a 16 year old child.

I’ve been waiting for this day!

EVERY SHOW I LOVE IS ON HIATUS

AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL INFANTS.

GAME OF THRONES STYLE.

Jefferson.

I think I wet my pants a little.

Oh, wait, no. I definitely did.

SO. FREAKIN’. HOT. RIGHT. NOW.

Does Damon not remember that it was the ASH of the White Oak trees that killed the Originals in the first place? Why can’t he collect the ashes of Rebekah’s little bonfire of joy and dip some daggers in it?

Or does it have to be the ashes of the FIRST White Oak tree, the one they brought over with them, that kills them?

EDIT: thank you, answerers! I did forget about the specialness of the daggers. I’m going to go watch all of season 3 again as penance…

Though it’s not really a punishment at all :D